We have, as a society, such a completely disordered, distorted perception of female bodies that the vast majority of people are incapable of recognising what “overweight” actually looks like on a woman, let alone “healthy”. As such, we’re now at a point where women are not only…
LOOK TEN IS GRUMPY CAT
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES
EVERYTHING JUST GETS KINDA BLURRY
I CAN STILL SEE HOW MANY FINGERS YOURE HOLDING UP ASSHOLE
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING
Man boobs are just wonderful
WAIT I FORGOT THE COMMA
So you want the Doctor’s phone number?
Go on then
This wouldn’t happen to be the same number from when the daleks stole earth and everybody had to call The Doctor, would it? Nah…
Oh, but it is
And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
I’m so upset that they cut off John Hurt’s regeneration before he turned into a dragon
CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTON - Photographed by Fabio De Paola
a 50th anniversary prediction